It”s a scientific fact that puppies are adorable. Look it up.
But some are just a tiny bit squishier and teenier than others, and it just makes you need them. Now. Like, right this second. We bring you…some of those pups.
1. I”m pretty sure you”re an adorable cartoon.
2. Am I a terrible person for wanting to snatch that pup right out of his hands?
3. You know, I have a nice, fluffy couch you can sleep on.
4. Too. Tiny. Too. Yawny. (Is that a word?)
5. Can I bury my face in all that fuzz?
6. Somehow, your tiny little claws make you even cuter.
7. Just keep swimming, squishy marshmallow.
8. This must be an optical illusion.
9. I need this dog. Now. Right now.
10. Granted, he”s not that tiny, but given that he”s a Mastiff…
11. Your mean face makes me love you more.
12. I”ve always wanted a foldable pup. Perfect for easy transport.
13. I envy this woman.
14. Don”t you wink at me like that!
15. When your parents leave to buy milk, I”m running off with you. Shhhh…
16. That TONGUE.
17. I did need to go somewhere, but I can”t disturb this cuteness.
18. I want to kiss the those paws and treat you like the squishy princess you are.
19. Where did you buy your socks, “cuz I need — oh, that”s just your adorableness? Damn.
22. AT ME…
25. This is all I want out of life.
That”s it, I need all of these puppies. Who do I talk to in order to make the proper arrangements?