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Robert Mugabe cancels I’m a Star look after possible coup

Mugabe in the jungle

< img src = http://2w6kxc22rrr9mabqt1mglgait6.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/mugabe-jungle-small.jpg width = 353 height = 200 alt ="Mugabe in the jungle"> Fans of I’m a Star, Get me from Here have been left dissatisfied at the news that Robert Mugabe has actually needed to take out at the last minute.The news comes as the Zimbabwean army take control of the state broadcaster in what they declare is’ certainly not a coup, so do not even stress’. Mr Mugabe’s withdrawal leaves the manufacturers of

the popular truth program in something of a dilemma. “It is a disappointment, we ‘d been planning to get an elderly despot on the show for some years,” said manufacturer Becca Walker. “I imply, Robert Kilroy-Silk does not really count, does he?”So having Mr Mugabe on the show would have been a real coup, if you’ll pardon the pun.”He ‘d have been a real scream, attempting to take Stanley Johnson’s land and knocking Jennie McAlpine as a witch. It would have been dazzling.”Then, as the show goes on, we could have seen the harsh totalitarian form an unusual relationship with ex-Chelsea tough guy Dennis

Wise from which they would have both learned something.”Regretfully, with Mr Mugabe required to return house to deal with a situation that is certainly not a coup, producers have been required to find a replacement. “We wanted to stick with a senior despot, so we tried Donald Trump first, as he hardly ever seems hectic,”continued Ms Walker.

“However no access to Twitter was a deal-breaker. Putin was interested provided he could invest the fortnight topless but there were scheduling problems.”So, we’re currently holding out hopes for Tony Blair or Noel Edmonds.”