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30 Sublimely Ridiculous Celebrity Quotes

Stars State the Darnedest Things!

“I have actually constantly believed Marilyn Monroe looked amazing, but I ‘d eliminate myself if I was that fat.”– Elizabeth Hurley

We have actually all done it– blurted out something that ends up sounding silly, ridiculous or simply plain idiotic. When you’re well-known, the words are enhanced and tape-recorded for posterity– just as we’re doing here. Click through for 30 of the most ridiculous star estimates ever.

“And now the series of events, in no particular order.”

“I’ve been observing gravity considering that I was extremely young.”

“After I die, I’ll probably return as a paintbrush.”

“Then you include 2 forkfuls of cooking oil …”

“It’s truly hard to preserve an individually relationship if the other individual is not going to enable me to be with other people.”

“I make Jessica Simpson appear like a rock researcher.”

“Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something is crawling out of my scalp.”

“Smoking eliminates. If you’re eliminated, you’ve lost a fundamental part of your life.”

“I think the greatest and most affordable points are the important ones. Anything else is simply … between.”

“I ‘d rather smoke fracture than eat cheese from a tin.”

“I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.”

“Whenever I watch TELEVISION and see those bad starving kids all over the world, I can’t help however cry. I suggest I ‘d enjoy to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”

“I believe gay marriage is something that should be in between a male and a female.”

“So where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

“I think I’m gon na fade into Bolivian.”

“I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is among our 52 states.”

“Getting the election is like gravy. Winning would resemble … whatever is better than gravy.”

“A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.”

“I feel my finest when I more than happy.”

“I owe a lot to my moms and dads, particularly my mom and father.”

“I do not consider anything too much. … If I think excessive, it type of freaks me out.”

“I have actually got taste. It’s inbred in me.”

“Forecasts are hard, particularly about the future.”

“I like the odor of diapers. I even like when they’re damp and you smell them, all warm like a baked excellent.”

“I cried over appeal, I cried over pain and the other time I wept since I felt absolutely nothing. I cannot assist it. I’m just a cliché of myself.”

“It’s fine to have beliefs. Just don’t believe in them.”

“I do not diet. I simply don’t consume as much as I ‘d like to.”

“I’m sorry, man, but I have actually got magic. I have actually got poetry in my fingertips. The majority of the time– and this includes naps– I’m an F-18, brother.”

“I think MTV needs to consider utilizing subtitles. Half the time, even I cannot comprehend exactly what the f *** I’m talking about.”