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18 Times Tumblr Completely Screwed With Our Minds

If you’ve ever used Tumblr, you probably know that it’s a mind-bending chasm full of thoughts that you never wanted to have. (It’s also home to some seriously disturbing fan fiction, but that’s beside the point.)

It’s essentially a one-stop shop for statements that will make you question your place in the world…and make you wonder why people have so much free time. For your viewing pleasure, we’ve gone ahead and rounded up some of the best posts that call the Internet home.

1. Tumblr can’t even let us have birds.

2. I mean…they’re not wrong.

I mean...they're not wrong.

Tumblr / territorialcreep

3. This nonsense is about to ruin your day!

Tumblr / breadmakesyoufat

4. Everything is awful!

Tumblr / lumos5001

5. There’s nothing quite like ruining the most universally enjoyed activity of all time.

There's nothing quite like ruining the most universally enjoyed activity of all time.

Tumblr / leafstars

6. Immaturity, thou hast always reigned supreme.

Immaturity, thou hast always reigned supreme.

Imgur / jdf221

7. Question everything, friends.

Question everything, friends.

Tumblr / mysticaljew

8. “Just making my death pouch. Nothing to see here.”

"Just making my death pouch. Nothing to see here."

Tumblr / cybergy

9. How is this language even a thing?

How is this language even a thing?

Tumblr / ironically-on-fire

10. Never has a yam caused so much unrest.

Never has a yam caused so much unrest.

Imgur / jdf221

11. For those craft-related disasters.

For those craft-related disasters.

Tumblr / thetrifmphm

12. Walk into your next meeting, ask your coworkers one of these questions, and say nothing for the rest of the day.

Walk into your next meeting, ask your coworkers one of these questions, and say nothing for the rest of the day.

Imgur / jdf221

13. We’re all commitment-phobes.

We're all commitment-phobes.

Imgur / jdf221

14. I want to kiss this person right on the face.

Imgur / jdf221

15. Life sucks and then you die!

Life sucks and then you die!

Tumblr / mind-blowing-posts

16. I feel this in my bones.

Tumblr / h00drich

17. Et tu, contractions?

18. If you need me, I’ll be pretending that the Internet doesn’t exist.

(via BuzzFeed)

So there you have it, folks. Just in case you didn’t already think that life was the worst, now you know. Thanks, Tumblr! You’re always looking out.

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