As the year is winding down to a close, we must look toward the future. Hopefully, it”ll be a brighter future where things will be better. Let”s take a look into the our virtual crystal balls and (not so) boldly predict what will happen in the upcoming year. You can share this with your friends when all of my predictions come true and you all can hail me as a soothsayer.
1. You will break at least one New Year”s resolution.
2. People will fight about politics.
3. We will see more of Kim Kardashian”s butt.
4. Someone will say that the world is going to end.
5. Something bad will happen with the new iPhones.
6. More things will be LEGO-fied.
7. There will be more naked pictures of celebrities leaked.
8. Taylor Swift will break up with someone.
9. Nerds will freak out about some comic book movie.
10. Peaky Blinders haircuts.
11. We”ll hear more songs about butts.
Takes these predictions (and maybe start taking bets). Because, remember, these things will most likely happen in the year 2015.
…Except for the hoverboards. Those will never happen and I feel like every movie about the future has lied to me.