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If you”ve ever been in a public restroom, you”ve probably seen some bathroom graffiti. It”s usually nonsensical, not very funny, and grossly sexual. But other times, you come across little nuggets of wisdom while dropping trou.

I worded that last sentence as delicately as I could.

1. Damn you, Scotty!

Damn you, Scotty!

2. The most interesting pooper in the world.

The most interesting pooper in the world.

3. Math in the potty!

Math in the potty!

4. I think I will!

I think I will!

5. Wisdom.

Wisdom.

6. I didn”t know he said that!

I didn

7. Mind. Blown.

Mind. Blown.

8. Poor Matt.

Poor Matt.

9. It”s not wrong…I guess.

It

10. Dan just got owned.

Dan just got owned.

11. How low can they go?

How low can they go?

12. Poetry to your ears.

Poetry to your ears.

13. Shakespeare would be proud.

Shakespeare would be proud.

14. Jokes!

Jokes!

15. They are cutting down costs.

They are cutting down costs.

16. More poetry!

More poetry!

17. Who knew there were so many poop poets?

Who knew there were so many poop poets?

18. That”s art.

That

19. Good start.

Good start.

20. Hey now…

Hey now...

21. This took a lot of time to write!

This took a lot of time to write!

22. I don”t feel comfortable with this.

I don

23. This deal won”t last forever!

This deal won

24. “Use the Force, you must.” – Yoda

25. Not Comic Sans. Never Comic Sans.

Not Comic Sans. Never Comic Sans.

26. The binding element.

The binding element.

27. Gross.

Gross.

28. Round and round it goes…

Round and round it goes...

29. That”s rather crude.

That

30. Maybe he”s not good at drawing?

Maybe he

(via distractify)

I”m going to look around more public bathrooms for inspirational quotes like these. Who knows? Maybe they will change my life! I”m sure someone”s life has been changed by bathroom stall wisdom.

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