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Welcoming little ones into the world is preceded by months of planning, and picking out the perfect name might just be the most important decision of all.

You have all the power because the name your choose for your bundle of joy will follow them into classrooms and job interviews forever. For that reason, you should probably take that job pretty seriously.

Things get tricky when guardians start getting creative. Just ask the parents of these 14 kids. Teachers were asked to post the weirdest names they’ve ever encountered on their student rosters, and let’s just say that these kiddos probably have it rough.

1. Peachtreanna

She’s from Georgia, if you didn’t already guess that.

2. Pennis

Pronounced like Dennis, but with a P. Nice.

3. Neo

I guess his parents really loved “The Matrix.”

4. Civic Celebration

They must be into doing community service.

5. Poultry

The world is a cruel, cruel place.

6. Princess

And her siblings Prince, Crowned Prince, Prince Mowgli, Princess Modica-Nordica. This family must be stopped.

7. Indiana Jones

Who doesn’t love Indy?

8. Mrs. Poo

Seriously.

9. Ice Cold

Let’s hope he’s a fighter.

10. Peonme

Why?

11. Mister

He’s probably a little young for such a formal title.

12. Wanna Smoke

This is just mean.

13. Starshyt

Some people should think twice about having kids. Parents who think this name is a good idea are among them.

14. Porn

Not nice.

(via Reddit)

If you ever feel bummed about having a boring name, just remember that there’s a
child who has to answer to Mrs. Poo running around out there.

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